Super Size Me

The colleagues and I had lunch in the canteen a few days ago. Our lunch topic was: If you could have a super power, what would it be and why?

One colleague sagely said that she would rather not have the super power but be like Gandhi and achieve world peace through non-violent means.

Pah!

I told my colleagues that I want to have the power of invisibility so that I can spy on my ex-boyfriends and their new girlfriends/wives and wreck havoc in the lives by invisibly messing up their houses. Haha!

I was suitably chastised for being shallow.

Shallow meh? Fun what...

Wonder Woman is my favourite superhero. She may not have the power of invisibility but she has herself an Invisible Plane... That means she can fly into her ex-boyfriend's house without being noticed.



When I grow up, I wanna be just like you...