Wednesday, 20 April 2011

What the hey?

The girl at the hair salon looked at me up and down and trotted off to get some magazines for my entertainment. She placed two magazines on the little counter. I got a copy of FHM and a copy of the Chinese style magazine Nu You.


It must have been the camouflage shorts that made me look like a dyke.


It must have been my ineffective Chinese style that made me look like I needed to read Nu You.


It must have been me.


She must have been sniggering when I got up to exchange the magazines for ones I could read.

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