Why I need a Cardigan...

Random dinner conversation last night...

The Toe: I'm going out tomorrow.
The Frou: Make sure you don't dress like a dyke.
The Toe: Huh? I don't even know how a dyke dresses, lest dress like one!
The Frou (wagging her finger in my face): *snort* You know you and your all black ensembles and the leather and chains. Like dyke what.
The Toe: Then pray tell, how should one dress?
The Frou (pointing not very discreetly at the sweet young thing at the next table): Like her! You need to wear a nice floral dress, bejewelled sandals and *snigger* a CARDIGAN.

At this point, The Frou rolls on the table laughing.

The Daily Toe does not do cardigans, thank you very much.

I am so going to look like a dyke tonight...