Gush

I saw the most gorgeous woman on the tube this afternoon. She has the quintessential boy figure - broad shoulders, the narrowest hips to die for and very lanky. Everyone else looked positively grubby next to her. She was carrying a Guess oversized shoulder bag (ok, not exactly high fashion but she could be carrying pink plastic bag from the wet market and still make it look good), wearing Chanel-esque quilted ballet flats, skinny jeans and a white billowy blouse. She looks like a young Isabella Rossellini and I just kept on staring at her - like some chee ko pek. She's the kind of woman that would inspire the rest of us lesser beings to become anorexic.

Sigh.

I am eating salt and vinegar crisps right now.